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Depress Demotivational Poster


20 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: depressed spongebob gary bowl bed night sad squarepants too soon but funny
Rating: 4.77/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:40 pm
Absolutely perfect! Right down to that %^&*( sponge which I would love to blow-up into 1,000's of little sponges!! H8 that stupid thing!
Iconoclast - October 8, 2011, 9:07 pm
OUTSTANDING !!


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a STD after you've had unprotected sex...


LIFE - A series of disappointments broken only by dark spells of depression.




HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


BI-POLAR BEARS -


TAGS: bipolar depression solitude not that kind of bi
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:59 pm

nah, 12 seconds.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 10:57 pm
Somehow I think this poster sheds new light on that bizarre phenomenon euphemistically known as Sarah Palin. Ok. Ok. I know the drill. I'm banned for 12 hours. See you tomorrow, dudes and dudettes. *hangs head* Sheesh.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 1:40 am
LOL!
spacedog - August 6, 2010, 1:37 am
Broke the seal...5L


HURTS, DOESN'T IT? -


TAGS: mortality depressing truth hurts
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:39 pm
Remembering we're going to die someday is the best motivation to make a name for oneself, go out there and accomplish something, that there can be.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 5:59 pm
I don't know why, but I love this one. It's so decadently dark. 5/5


DEEP DARK THOUGHTS -


TAGS: depression
Rating: 4.41/5

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Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:13 am
Funniest part is... I ain't married. You lose.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:25 am
I'd hate to know what would happen if you found out I was on your wife last night... Not helping? Sorry. At least she swallows for you too right? no? damn... Here's a razor.
sparky - January 31, 2011, 2:03 am
wow
rerun - January 30, 2011, 6:54 pm

wow
Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:32 am

brutal...sweet one! :)
5150monkeylove - January 30, 2011, 1:06 am
Very nice... 5L


SOLITUDE - A true blessing when you need it... A true curse when you do not...


TAGS: alone lonely depressed bored hopeless
Rating: 4.71/5

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coldinjected - July 6, 2011, 3:34 pm
Good poster. A lot of people around here dig the philosphy angle. I'm in it for the funny! Got any comedy in ya?
Wrathchild - July 6, 2011, 9:03 am
First poster. Sincere suggestions for improvement encouraged. Thanks for the opportunity to share.


the great clown -


TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
amazing
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

Amsome.
GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.


TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm photo
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: sadness depression
Rating: 4/5

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AudioHostem - April 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
Made up the poetry myself. I consider this my first real motifake. Thanks for the feedback.
marlygirl - April 24, 2011, 4:13 pm
My momma always used to say: "if you wanted fair, you landed on the wrong planet"
IxLOVExYOU - April 24, 2011, 3:09 pm
a bit depressed at the moment. perfect 5Ls!!


MONDAYS - You're telling me they are going to happen every week ?




DEPRESSION - Who does it hurt? Everybody


TAGS: squirrel depression
Rating: 3.42/5

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shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:29 pm
i know how he feels


there's seating near the front -


TAGS: robin williams suicide depression hero
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 8:34 am
Awesome tribute :)


LIFE - is nothing but a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression..


TAGS: life death darkness depression reality
Rating: 4.86/5

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ughomer - September 14, 2012, 2:24 pm
Macabriful poster Seth.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2012, 9:24 am

shiney happy poster you put out seth...i love it 5L :)
GaryO - September 14, 2012, 8:39 am
How quaint. Looks to be one of Thomas Kinkade’s bizzaro collection….or perhaps an early Turner. In any event, if I had a whit of motivation left after viewing this poster, I’d retrieve a dagger and cut myself….5L


MISSED YOUR LATTE -


TAGS: depression era family
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - February 27, 2012, 12:28 pm

It's very sad. It's great that we've come so far from those terrible days, but we've also come so far we've forgotten what it's really like to be completely 'without'.
maoworks2 - February 27, 2012, 10:25 am
Sad !


ANTIDEPRESSANTS - Because your life is about to get real sad, unless you wanted to work at Hot Topic for the rest of your life.


TAGS: antidepressants piercings stupid
Rating: 4.41/5

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Zetmonk - June 13, 2012, 7:04 am
Upside; nifty pill holder for the antidepressants.


DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


DEPRESSED OWL SAYS - WHOOOOOOOOOOO Gives a shit.




SORROW - When a person can no longer laugh at themselves It is time for others to laugh at them


TAGS: sorrow depression laugh
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
Cute.


DESPAIR -


TAGS: dissapointment sad depressed hammy
Rating: 4.63/5

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Jdewitt - March 14, 2011, 12:43 pm
Nice.
TheOne - March 13, 2011, 11:42 am
Speechless.
culos - March 12, 2011, 6:27 pm
*done* shit!
culos - March 12, 2011, 6:22 pm
You made me feel miserable, well don!
Hawamleh - March 12, 2011, 6:12 pm
seriously thank you guys
ICEMAN - March 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
I don't know how you manage to do it. Amazing stuff.
rerun - March 12, 2011, 6:09 pm

excellent.
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 6:02 pm
LOL! And your best is definitely the goods.
Hawamleh - March 12, 2011, 5:58 pm
I try my best..
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:57 pm
Thank YOU... the quality stuff is pretty rare. I love when I see a good one.
Hawamleh - March 12, 2011, 5:37 pm
thanks aggy :D
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:37 pm
Love this.


TINY -




IMMORTALITY - Where the depression of watching everything you love die meets the inability to kill yourself. Welcome to hell




DEMOTIVATION - God ignores your pain. You are utterly alone. You. Will. Die.


TAGS: demotivation depression
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Nero

Culos - November 12, 2008, 11:09 am
I have to agree it is the ultimate demotivate poster, that does not necessarily make it the best motifake though
RnR - November 12, 2008, 11:05 am
More than 3 months down the line, it is STILL one of the best
Merlin - September 13, 2008, 5:03 pm
And then in the forest, without any sound, a nuclear bomb, hit the ground. It'll kill us all, When the bombs fall. But just remember, Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 3:12 pm
This poster = True
pro - September 5, 2008, 6:22 pm
RnR, ge werkt daar op het sentiment!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:41 am
i still think this one should be rated a LOT higher :)
RnR - September 5, 2008, 7:36 am
J’veux de l’amour, j’veux de l’amour Waar ik ga, waar ik sta Voor ik sterf, voor ik verga, j’veux de l’amour
RnR - August 28, 2008, 7:48 am
in a land far, far away, there once was a little princess...
RnR - August 7, 2008, 4:59 pm
where's my sammich, bitch?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 6:41 pm
The Mentors. These are the infamous lyrics quoted at the PMRC hearings in the mid eighties.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 6:12 pm
Slayer? Lamb of God? Some other band?
Sean - August 5, 2008, 6:01 pm
The Bee Gees?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 5:50 pm
Listen, you little slut, do as you are told, come with daddy for me to pour the gold. Golden showers. All through my excrement you shall roam. Bend up and smell my anal vapor. Your face is my toilet paper. On your face I leave a shit tower. Golden showers
RnR - August 5, 2008, 1:45 pm
My boy Lollipop, you made my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy, you're my sugar dandy. Ha, ho my boy Lollipop, Never ever leave me, Because it would grieve me, My heart told me so, I love ya, I love ya, I love ya so, That I want y
RnR - August 5, 2008, 9:27 am
Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Je veux qu'on s'amuse comme des fous Je veux qu'on rie Je veux qu'on danse Quand c'est qu'on me mettra dans le trou
Mike Hunt - August 5, 2008, 8:48 am
Here is a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy......
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 8:46 am
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, round round round round!
RnR - August 5, 2008, 7:33 am
There she was... not just a-walkin' down the street, not singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" (still best poster to comment on)
RnR - August 5, 2008, 5:14 am
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way; Oh! what fun it is to ride In a one-horse open sleigh
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 5, 2008, 3:01 am
You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet, only seventeen, Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine, You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the Dancing Queen
RnR - August 2, 2008, 4:18 am
Weve got to hold on to what weve got cause it doesnt make a difference If we make it or not Weve got each other and thats a lot For love - well give it a shot Whooah, were half way there Livin on a prayer Take my hand and well make it - I swea
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:50 pm
e I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 5:49 pm
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made. I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too. I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. 'Caus
RnR - August 1, 2008, 4:43 pm
What's-a matter you - Hey! Gotta no respect What-a you t'ink you do? Why you look-a so sad It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place Ah, shaddap-a you face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 4:04 pm
Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk, Talk about things you'd like to do. You got to have a dream, If you don't have a dream, How you gonna have a dream come true? (best demotivational poster ever, most fun to comment on)
Lou - August 1, 2008, 3:43 pm
I see trees of green........ red roses too I see em bloom..... for me and for you And I think to myself.... what a wonderful world
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:07 pm
-onderful feeling, wonderful day!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 1, 2008, 2:06 pm
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,My, oh my, what a wonderful day,Plenty of sunshine headin' my way,Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay,Mister Bluebird's on my shoulder, It's the truth, it's actual, Ev'rything is satisfactual, Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay, W
RnR - August 1, 2008, 11:17 am
...and the only uplifting words you'll ever hear are "move it bitch, no loitering or begging in the subway"
Roamer - July 31, 2008, 3:50 pm
*Claps Hands*
Charles - July 31, 2008, 3:45 pm
MWLF, you are not right. LOL
RnR - July 31, 2008, 11:36 am
if you're happy and you know, clap your hands...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:26 am
- my beautiful balloon! Great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 31, 2008, 10:25 am
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon? We could float among the stars together, you and I, For we can fly we can fly, Up, up and away, My beautiful, my beautiful balloon, The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon, It wears a nicer face in
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:39 am
The only person who will seem to care will just rape and abuse you. You will SLOWLY die.. utterly miserably, alone and abandoned
RnR - July 31, 2008, 7:37 am
you will die... and so will anybody you know or have known. Including your family, your pet fish, you unborn child and your internet connection... And nobody will care.. ever
Lonely Bonely - July 31, 2008, 1:55 am
Hooray!


SOMETIMES YOUR THE SEAL... - Well... let's face it, you're always the seal.




THOSE DAYS... - When you just want to crawl in a hole and never come out...


TAGS: depressing sad ehh
Rating: 2.86/5

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GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:46 am
Well, aside from the clearcut looking terrain in the background, that frog water looks to be holding some cutthroat trout under that little cut bank….Woof!, not sad, no…except I can’t be there today…OK, I’m sad now
maoworks2 - March 22, 2012, 8:26 am
You Mean Like Today ?


PANIC ATTACK! - It's not that I am scared or sad, it is my body fighting me. "Former US Marine LCPL 0311" Anyone can be affected by it.




F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.




NO MORE - I looked out this morning and the sun was gone, Turned on some music to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes and I slipped away


TAGS: depression suicide death
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 3, 2012, 11:51 am
I'm There With You !


IT HURTS -


TAGS: hurt cries eyes depression smile
Rating: 3.76/5

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Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she´s hurt? would make more sence imo


Depression -




GAME FACE -




ANOTHER ROUND PLEASE -




CRY ME A RIVER -




GIRL INTERRUPED -




WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING -




DEPRESSION - It got to the point where not even the Shiny Happy People could cheer up Michael Stipe.


TAGS: depression
Rating: 3.56/5

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GreyScorpion - January 10, 2010, 10:23 am
very nice, 5 REM's
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 9:06 am
Should have done this for the suicide assignment Cubby!


THE DREAM -




KANGAROOS - They have to deal with shit too


TAGS: kangaroos drinking depressed
Rating: 2.75/5

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MustyK - December 31, 2009, 3:27 am
That'll teach 'em for voting for Kevin 707


THE MOVIES -


TAGS: loneliness sad hapiness depression hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:44 am
the sad thing is that it comes from real life situations...
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:37 pm

doubling up on my meds after this one....argh!
Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
Great caption, perfect for the picture, 5 popcorn buckets
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
thank you.
TheOne - February 7, 2011, 3:49 pm
Your demotivational skills are very intense, I respect that.
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
thank you
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:12 pm
thats a really good poster hammy!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 8:34 am
your comments are enough mates :D
Derek - February 7, 2011, 2:44 am
I feel forced to agree.
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:11 am
Ow! Why so low Timmies? This is Motifake perfection. I am demotivated.


HOPELESS CYCLE -


TAGS: depression nature change deadend hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 1:00 pm
great 5L
Hawamleh - December 18, 2010, 4:41 pm
what can I say
drivenbywhat - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
That boxman is too funny & cute. You're cheating. lol.
Hawamleh - December 16, 2010, 8:10 pm
making the best of them hormones :D
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 8:01 pm
ALL HAIL BOXMAN!!!! 5 depressed teens.


WHO ? -


TAGS: sad wretched depression life hammy
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 7:46 pm
Thank you, and I hope I will never dissapoint !
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:56 pm
Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!
5butjam - April 14, 2012, 2:56 pm
Excellent Hamageddon, like Random said, it's best when it's actually demotivational. The border effect, picture and text are all 100% perfect... but I know not to expect anything less from you!
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 12:16 pm
thank ya RL,I don't make 'em much, but when I do, I try my best. :) and Godbless the thought was meant as who would want to if it was possible, but any opinion is welcome :D
godblesstx - April 14, 2012, 7:39 am
crative but not there - since no one lives forever
Reality Lord - April 14, 2012, 6:41 am

the greatest honor i can bestow upon this is simply stating...this is art.
Hawamleh - April 14, 2012, 1:50 am
Means a lot guys :D and I know Mr.Random, you see less and less of those each day, a shame really.
MrRandom - April 14, 2012, 12:01 am
The best demotivationals are actually demotivational. Well done.
MrRandom - April 14, 2012, 12:01 am
The best demotivationals are actually demotivational. Well done.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 11:58 pm
Well, I just am fascinated with the format of the title, and I have the urge to step out on the deck, howl at the big star, and have a smoke……and I’m two sheets to the wind.
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:27 pm
this is too deep Hammy... it's dangerous getting there ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:15 pm
Nicely done Hammy 5L


FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.




THE CRYING GAME -




INDIFFERENCE -


TAGS: depression sad hammy
Rating: 4.68/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:48 am
awe5ome...fav'd


RING AROUND THE ROSIES - Pocket full of posies Ashes, ashes, we all fall down.


TAGS: wilted rose depression
Rating: 4.5/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 10:17 am
Not so grim if you hear the kindergarten version compared to the song "Shoots and Ladders" by Marilyn.
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:24 am
" if u just heard it, quote it! do not own it!
dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:17 am
well that "whoever" printed 1st that nursery rhyme without her Manson got no idea and so does you
Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:46 am
Got the grim thought from a song by Marilyn Manson actually, not by whoever Kate Greenaway is.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 4:49 pm
Ring-a-ring-a-roses, A pocket full of posies; Hush! hush! hush! hush! We’re all tumbled down. by Kate Greenaway
forseti - February 16, 2012, 9:55 am
I read this with a Jonathan Davis voice in my head...


FLYING -




DEPRESSION - OWL THERAPY SUCKS! Try Masturbating...It Makes Me Happy!


TAGS: depression
Rating: 3.47/5

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Sean - March 6, 2010, 9:50 pm
Mine neither, of course I've always been upfront about my raging owl fetish.
ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:10 pm
In someone's world this makes sense.


HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.


TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

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Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a bitch when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un


DEPRESSION - Its when you can spend all day in bed and still not get any rest.


TAGS: saddness depression
Rating: 2.57/5

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aPauling - August 20, 2008, 11:05 am
I thought that was the honeymoon.


REALITY - The terrible burden that pulls you out of paradise and back to your cubicle. Get back to work.


TAGS: demotivation demotivate demotivational office reality depressing
Rating: 1.94/5

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Vinnie - August 3, 2008, 4:30 am
That's true demotivational. o_o


PATIENCE -




THE GREATEST GENERATION -


TAGS: great depression homeless
Rating: 4.79/5

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lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

;>
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:08 pm
Great one!
GySgt1811a - February 24, 2012, 8:20 pm
Thank you.


APRIL 1, 1932 - Negative equity? Underwater mortgage? You're pulling my leg, right?


TAGS: bank depression
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - April 3, 2012, 10:21 am
Thx Gar.
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 9:19 am
Good one, ug...5L for the hindsight


ALWAYS ALONE -


TAGS: sad suicidal depressed game over
Rating: 4.4/5

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Nissta - March 4, 2012, 7:38 pm
Sorry Rick69. It's not selfish to jump from a roof think of all the job opportunities that he'll create. And the way the flaming government is going there will be opportunists sorry opportunities out there...
Rick69 - March 3, 2012, 3:01 pm
Only on the 3rd time I noticed the guy was standing the edge of a roof. . . selfish man: doesn't care about who's going to have to clean up his mess. . .
caveman - March 3, 2012, 9:33 am
huh... did not even notice that
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:41 am
nice one! btw: pic is tagged :P


DEPRESSION -




SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar


TAGS: shame depression lonliness cry crying klondike bar pancakes
Rating: 3.43/5

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Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:26 am
Tsk, tsk...what a waste of sodomy...


DEPRESSION - Merely anger without enthusiasm.


TAGS: depression
Rating: 3.07/5

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA - You spend Barack's money.


TAGS: soviet russia barack obama money economy depression
Rating: 2/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:52 am
We don't spend any of his money. Nations like Pakistan, China, South Korea, and Japan spend your money. We spend our own money.


Don't worry, mister -




UNWANTED GIFTS -


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

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SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me


you are not the moon kissing the black sky -


TAGS: source unknown love depression
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 5:29 pm
Some people were never taught or allowed to love themselves. Sometimes letting go is scarier than many would think... selfish 5L bastards ;D But a good friend helps more than one can know.


This Sole Is The One That I Want -


TAGS: depressing sole soul soup sour bubble gum
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - June 14, 2013, 8:25 am
Well played Mr Greeny, well played
Greeny - June 14, 2013, 5:29 am
Your not going to find you’re soul under their, for it’s existence is some were else - lol
MPsniper - June 14, 2013, 5:12 am
;-)
MPsniper - June 14, 2013, 5:10 am
LoLz...sole. shall we try "soul"?
steve1961 - June 13, 2013, 4:27 pm
LOL You got me! 5 lions.


A HOME OF MY OWN -




IN TIMES LIKE THESE - A pessimist cuts off the slack end of his belt, And an optimist just punches another hole.


TAGS: recession depression unemployment
Rating: 4.85/5

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mariand - May 30, 2012, 1:35 am
interesting way of saying... the difference between optimist and pessimist are the holes from the belt.


HUMAN NATURE -




DEPRESSION AVERTED -


TAGS: trees masterbation depression nature
Rating: 4.73/5

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Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 8:36 am
For one of your first motis ... Pretty damn Good. 5ls from the hamster
gufbal - October 18, 2010, 8:17 am
well thanks for the help!
Neener - October 18, 2010, 12:23 am
I like it!
rerun - October 18, 2010, 12:23 am

much better than the 1st version.
Reality Lord - October 18, 2010, 12:21 am

nicely done!


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: hammy depressed attention deficit love
Rating: 4.68/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 12, 2012, 8:25 am
Yes, although busy with traditions. He'll be back in a few weeks in full swing. (Btw... 5L)
5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:07 pm
Is Hammy still around?
ughomer - August 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
5 LIONS FOR THIS ONE.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

Holy crap, Hammy's box guy is alive
crankyhead - August 10, 2012, 4:47 pm
Love thi5.


LONELINESS -


TAGS: despair depression morning sam ralph
Rating: 4.68/5

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Airman - December 6, 2010, 4:22 pm
he was Sam
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
some of the best cartoons ever
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:26 pm

lolz...what was the wolf's name again?


INTROSPECT -


TAGS: introspect rain reflection depression fuckit
Rating: 4.67/5

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autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 5:20 pm
Beautiful! 5L's


AUTUMN -


TAGS: life depression death calendar
Rating: 4.55/5

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culos - October 4, 2010, 9:23 am
Leave it to a German to find something more depressing than Autumn.....


CHASING RAINBOWS -


TAGS: depression migration
Rating: 4.53/5

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Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:51 pm
This would work on Moti-Twist as well.


SUICIDAL PUMPKIN -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


DEPRESSION - is just anger without any motivation


TAGS: depressed get angry
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - July 4, 2011, 2:41 am
Deadmau5?


DEPRESSION - My girlfriend broke up with me, I failed three classes, my friends all hate me, but at least my parents didn't take me camping.




UNEMPLOYMENT IT'S A DEPRESSION -




SUICIDE -


TAGS: suicide depression lose parts life
Rating: 4.85/5

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rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:19 pm

superb
BoneCD - November 30, 2010, 1:42 am
LOL 5L (I'm typing with my toes)
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 1:38 am
Awww... F it, jump in! 5L


JOY - It may be fleeting but doubt and self-loathing are lifelong companions.




PUUTTING A PRICE ON LOVE -




OVER AND OUTCAST -


TAGS: depressing lonley sad tth
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - August 14, 2010, 6:53 pm
Well done Trash. 5L
Cubbybear - August 14, 2010, 6:42 pm
Sometimes I hate the sun too.
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:10 pm
I knew the sun was cold-shouldering me!


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS - When you can't think of anything funny to post on motifake. You get black and white, and curl up in doorways, pulling your own hair and crying; "WHY?! WHY CAN'T I BE FUNNY?!"


TAGS: depression black white doorway woo
Rating: 4.11/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
No, it's black and white. 5L
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 1:23 pm
This is golden! 5L
Faceplant31 - September 7, 2010, 1:18 pm
ROR at the fake and the comments
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:21 am

I thought you wore a size 6, that must be why it hurts so bad
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:02 am
we all have our days like that, except ReRun...he's freakin' hilarious all the time! why only this morning, he covered all the toliets at MotiHQ with saran warp...what a prankster...now he's on his way to the hospital, to get a female size 7 removed..


DEPRESSION - You'd be sad too if you got defeated by a bunch of freakin ewoks


TAGS: depression
Rating: 2.84/5

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Johnny - October 27, 2008, 10:01 pm
Johnny Walker Black Label... good shit.
David - April 23, 2008, 9:44 am
Sucks When Your Job Getz Blowed Up


ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his


TAGS: obama palin pawlenty timmy economics recession depression recovery liberals
Rating: 2.84/5

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Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?


DEPRESSING - Your doing it right. Or Wrong...who knows... I'm going to off cry now.




EQUALITY -




ANTI-DEPRESSANTS - What YOU must be on, you anti-American socialist.


TAGS: bush anti depressants
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 10:41 pm
@$#%&*!!! I Soacialist=Socialist.
agdaniele - July 21, 2009, 10:40 pm
If you took 12 minutes out of your sheltered life to learn politics, you'd understand the correlation between communism and socialism... and why Russia was always Soacialist, and not Communist. Blowtard. Yeah. Blowtard.
Dylan - July 21, 2009, 10:37 pm
Socialists are just the new communists, it's the insult dumbasses use when they can't think of anything else.
todd41 - October 7, 2008, 6:35 pm
calling bush a hero,hummm,thats up for debate..and u dont have to like the guy,but atleast respect him..got a tuff job u know.and if u think you can do better,why are you not the prez?
Theodore Rooseveldt - July 14, 2008, 1:03 am
and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when
Theodore Rooseveldt - July 14, 2008, 1:02 am
The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and
Theodore Rooseveldt - July 14, 2008, 1:01 am
. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about
Captain Douchebag - July 1, 2008, 11:05 am
Hating George Bush and hating America are two different things. Hating the country for what one man does is retarded as hell..Are you retarded, Gwen?
Gwen - July 1, 2008, 2:19 am
Hating George W. Bush shows intelligence. Proud to hate America for 18 years.
Luci Sullivan - June 29, 2008, 7:01 pm
Yes, because to hate the president of the USA is anti-American. Such shining wit.


THE NEAR FUTURE - Recession -> Depression -> War -> Famine -> Pestilence -> Death


TAGS: recession depression war famine pestilence death
Rating: 2/5

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Bah - July 28, 2009, 5:53 pm
Well said this dude. Also, for those who haven't taken econ and fell asleep in history, recessions always follow economic booms. So don't blame W, blame the nineties.
this dude - June 18, 2009, 12:54 pm
actually last time didnt it go recession->depression->war then it was all better?
... - July 15, 2008, 5:41 pm
... Though I am honestly not sure just how sarcastic that was.
... - July 15, 2008, 5:41 pm
YAY!! I Love Happy Posters!! YAY!!


DEPRESSION - Nothing else


TAGS: depression
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - December 21, 2009, 2:29 pm
Dark humour


Just Words -


TAGS: depression communicating inform deaf ears
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:49 pm
Okay you two! Now I've got the song Who's Sorry Now stuck in my head!!! I'll take your comments, the 5ers, and call you in the morning to let you know if they worked...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 6:01 pm
In which case, Priss.... I'm 5orry. (re: curlyrocks comment)
curlyrocks - July 12, 2013, 5:40 pm
Those are all pieces from Sorry aren't they.


THANKSGIVING -




Sunny Elsewhere -


TAGS: october calendar outlook depression
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - October 2, 2014, 11:18 pm
beautiful. 5/f
GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:08 am
dang....coulda swore this was Sho time. Well played, Green one.


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: swamp depression depressed
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 2:46 am
The 5L truth of it all.
maoworks2 - September 5, 2014, 11:36 am
A Good Way To Say The Story .
GaryO - September 4, 2014, 8:22 am
Good'n here, PV. cheer5


Pack It Up -


TAGS: enduring creativity depression moderation weakness
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Evidence of the gritty side of Mr Greeny. Very nice. Indeed.
chickenlittle - September 28, 2013, 12:53 pm
That's really good Greeny!! 5L


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: depression demotivator fruitcake
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - December 24, 2012, 6:08 am
Echoes my sentiments.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
THIS…IS….GOOD
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:26 pm

100% greatness right of the gate.


You Only Live Once -




POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: depression difference
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:48 am
Once again, 2 of the greats commenting on one of mine...thank you grey...means a lot!
Greybeard - November 21, 2012, 2:56 am
Superior. Also Fav'd....
MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 8:49 pm
Thanks Sho...that's an honour
Sho - November 20, 2012, 8:19 pm
Fav'd


Study says... -




A Slice Of Life -


TAGS: life death suicide depression reality
Rating: 4.85/5

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Greybeard - May 1, 2014, 12:32 pm
Thank you RL. I saw that written on a porta potty wall as I was leaving Afghanistan for R & R. Was eager to get back and put together something appropriate.
Reality Lord - May 1, 2014, 11:55 am

nice


Just Add Water -




depression -


TAGS: depression dead alive heart beat
Rating: 4.75/5

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chickenlittle - September 26, 2013, 9:11 am
Thanks GaryO! It never occurred to me to try poetry or prose until this one but I may try again sometime.
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:52 am
I do appreciate and understand effort in regard to original prose. Nice one here, CL.
MissPriss - September 25, 2013, 1:03 am
5L for pretty much summing up my life.
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 11:07 pm
Thanks Bobb! Wasn't sure if anyone would like this, I'm not exactly a poet but turns out I can rhyme words when I want to :)
BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 10:49 pm
Really like this one 5/F
chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 10:35 pm
I had to do something with this picture, and I ended up writing a morbid little poem. This is about as demotivating as I can get! :)


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